Tales of a Punk-Ass Book Jockey
Name
Josh G.
Title
Uminekoing
Hi, I'm Josh. I primarily post Homestuck, League of Legends, Dangan Ronpa, Umineko, Fate, loads of anime (especially madoka magica, neon genesis evangelion, shingeki no kyojin and kara no kyoukai) and some other smaller fandoms occasionally as well, like Dresden Files, Stargate, Star Wars, and the like

Apparently i also make RWBY parodies

Asks are tagged 'inquiries abound or not'

magic-murder-bag:

disruptedoriginal:

This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask

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guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask

fucking Bryan Cranston.

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Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression

Reblogged 4 hours ago from mundetiam with 208,373 notes

that scene of shiki rubbing blood across her lips has been gifed so many times and i dont mind

Posted 14 hours ago with 1 note

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Reblogged 14 hours ago from evangelikon with 146 notes

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Reblogged 14 hours ago from waker-of-the-winds with 7,956 notes

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Reblogged 14 hours ago from evangelikon with 6,603 notes

hyperroos:

let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.

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no.

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no no. no no no no.

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YES.

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NOO.

Reblogged 14 hours ago from finalripple with 16,860 notes

ludwigplayingthetrombone:

sanageyama and ira being roommates and sanageyama constantly harassing ira by always featuring him in his snapchats

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elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

Reblogged 15 hours ago from fine-feathered with 449,726 notes

イチコ
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muura:

if you havent seen Bob’s Burgers then you should do yourself a favour and watch that shit because the Belcher ladies RULELinda is my actual favourite I just didn’t draw her because I am a fool 

muura:

if you havent seen Bob’s Burgers then you should do yourself a favour and watch that shit because the Belcher ladies RULE
Linda is my actual favourite I just didn’t draw her because I am a fool 

Reblogged 16 hours ago from bunnie-runn with 362 notes

bigbootybirch:

me: baby, come over.

bf: i can’t, i’m stuck on summoner’s rift.

me: my parents arent home.

bf: image

Reblogged 16 hours ago from omgleagueoflegends with 2,104 notes
art-school-dropout-lawyer:

That’s it that’s the summary of every fire emblem chapter ever

art-school-dropout-lawyer:

That’s it that’s the summary of every fire emblem chapter ever

Reblogged 1 day ago from nobleeinherjar with 4,918 notes
boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

Reblogged 1 day ago from bunnie-runn with 373,246 notes
anna-earley:

"Things sure would be interesting if there were more… troubles in the world…"

anna-earley:

"Things sure would be interesting if there were more… troubles in the world…"

Reblogged 1 day ago from zeldafanwork with 1,498 notes

goodmorningpunpun:

why does no one talk about the movie Sky High

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Reblogged 1 day ago from sawnik with 218,689 notes