He thought he was invincible
Actually, this is a faked story. Can’t find and corroborating evidence for this arrest, and the name ‘paul horner’ has shown up multiple times in the website’s past.
Not to mention that this picture was taken from a different case, one in which a toddler was beaten to death.
cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”
"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and…
Lloyd Irving refuses to endorse anything that even slightly suggests that sacrifice is the only way.
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
last night i had a dream where alton brown shot a laser at anno hideaki who was in a giant robot
alton brown won and i got a selfie with him
Imagine Blake almost falling asleep in Professor Oobleck’s class, but then he zooms up right to her and says,
“Ms. Belladonna, please stay awake in class. When’s the last time you actually got any sleep?” And then takes a quick sip of his coffee.
And Blake mumbles tiredly,
“To be honest sir, about like a week.”
“It’s only been a week, and you can’t keep yourself awake? Amateur.” He scoffs.