Tales of a Punk-Ass Book Jockey
Name
Josh G.
Title
Uminekoing
Hi, I'm Josh. I primarily post Homestuck, League of Legends, Dangan Ronpa, Umineko, Fate, loads of anime (especially madoka magica, neon genesis evangelion, shingeki no kyojin and kara no kyoukai) and some other smaller fandoms occasionally as well, like Dresden Files, Stargate, Star Wars, and the like

Apparently i also make RWBY parodies

Asks are tagged 'inquiries abound or not'

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i would kill for older version of the bob’s burgers kids

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kuro-b:

no you don’t understand 

their friendship is so important to me (ಥ⌣ಥ)

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thenextnarcissus:

but seriously though i’m sick and tired of those masterposts that are like “here! A reference site on Greek mythology for all your needs! Look it has all fifteen Greek gods on it!” And I’m like. tHERE WERE LIKE HUNDREDS OF FIGURES IN MYTHOLOGY YOUR CRAPPY HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL BIBLIOGRAPHY SITE MEANS NOTHING TO ME 

if you want a basic outline of Greek mythology okay sure fine??? but like. if you want an extensive fucking reference site you are looking in the wrong goddamn places

as a self-declared greek mythology snob my reference site is fucking always this fucker right here. almost every single figure ever mentioned in a Greek text is on it, it has the most obscure gods, spirits, nymphs— it’s GREAT. You really wanna extend your mythological knowledge past the basic 12 and like four others? USE THEOI.  plus plus PLUS everything is cited so you can actually read the source material written about whoever it is you’re looking at.

fucking signal boost this. i’m so sick and tired of writer’s helpers blogs referring people to sites with as much information you would get from opening a third grade mythology book jesus chriiiiiist

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thelimpingdoctor:

Shut the fuck up about Pluto

When we learn new facts, we have to reconsider our systems of categorization. Science adapts to new information—in this case, the increasing number of other Kuiper belt objects we’ve discovered, including ones bigger than Pluto. They’re not new planets, so neither is Pluto. Not to mention the orbital behavior.

It’s still there. It’s still called Pluto. It’s just a Kuiper belt object.

Science adapts to new facts. This Pluto nostalgia isn’t cute and it has an undercurrent of anti-science, anti-intellectual backwardness. Get over the outdated models you learned in first grade and learn something new about the goddamn solar system, because the solar system is exciting and we learn amazing new things about it literally every single day.

The universe doesn’t give a fuck about your grade school nostalgia.

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endling:

So, guys and gals, I can’t speak for everyone but. When my I put my hand on my fiancee’s face, she can’t stop giggling like a maniac. It works wonders when she’s down in the dumps. I recommend you all try it on your significant others. Just give them a good plap in the face and tell them it’s from me. Tell me how it goes!

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Track: [S] Ke$ha: Enter
Artist: Oh No
Album: Oh No
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captaincrapster:

An inside joke regarding Ke$ha mash-ups. Turns out it this time it kind of works?

Poor Sburban Jungle

[S] Ke$ha: Enter

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dogtit:

LAUGHS BECAUSE CHARIZARD IS 5’7 AND SAMUS ARAN IS 6’3

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protectorateandcircuit:

corneliusalba:

i turn on florence + the machine but all i can hear is madoka

That is my go-to example of the ‘artists whose work is used disproportionately often in a specific fandom’s AMVs’ phenomenon.

it’s just frightening how well the lyrics can fit (FUCKING SEVEN DEVILS AND COSMIC LOVE AND NEVER LET ME GO ARE BASICALLY JUST HOMURA: THE SONGS) and the style is very sweeping and elegant and tragic

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tiefighters:

Millenium Falcon in an Asteroid Field
”Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.” - C-3PO
Created by Mazeon

tiefighters:

Millenium Falcon in an Asteroid Field

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.” - C-3PO

Created by Mazeon

riikoboomboomkiddies:

i-like-butt:

what if after the first class trial everyone goes to explore the second floor only to find a room filled with marijuana and they all agree not to tell ishimaru because they know he’ll bust them

and after that all the killing just stops because everyone is constantly blazed out of their fucking mind and ishimaru has no idea what the fuck is going on

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time to bring this back